Friday 31 March 2017

Daily Tip (1st April)

Woot! April!
My daily tip is:

Go check out the April fools day party! I know most seasonal parties are rubbish, but this ones good!
If you've never been, it's basically a really confusing upside down castle with AWESOME shops.

Sorry, short tip. Got places to be, my friend!
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

The best* story ever

I externally combusted all over a penguin who then accidentally swallowed it, phoned his dad, and pooped in his car. The car wash wasn't happy so they sent the penguin into exile. His mum cried so hard she flooded the river Nile and the whole world everybody drownded, that is, except for everyone. That cured the world drought and the penguin ran home to see if his mother was alright. But then, the penguin was picked up from the sky by a flying uni-squid and taken to 'sands' casino. The squid wasted all his money on the slots machines, and got drunk, the flew off to San Francisco (aka, his mum. His mum was so fat she was a state). The penguin was all alone in the casino and cried tears of dogs. The dogs worked as minions for him until they ran away to star in the movie 101 dalmations. The penguin jumped off a cliff to see if he could fly but then he belly flopped into the sea. He then cried and walked home to New York (aka, his mum, yes his mum was fat too).

The End

I really need to get a life :-(
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

goldmine post #2

Goldmine post 2 is out!
So go check it out!

Goldmine post #1

Many of you don't know, but I have a second blog which has been inactive for around a week.
It's dedicated to taking out scammers one by one then shaming them.

Goldmine post #1 has been posted!

The blog is called
Scammer Watch Organisation AJ
Or, SWOAJ

And the link is swoaj.blogspot.com
Go check it out!

Daily Tip (31st march)

Ok, this old news, but river race returned!
Turned out it had nothing to do with AJ lore, they just wanted an item to gain rarity, take that Julian2!
Anyways, is never played river race before today, and it really isn't that amazing. Apparently it's really good to play with friends, but that's a problem for me 'cos I have none. Jk.
I bought the 2 of the rare feather tails, they look fine. Better that the monster claws.
And I bought 2 river races, (I don't know why) so I'm down to 0 diamonds. I hope I don't get the gifts on the daily spin tomorrow, I need diamonds!
But I made a kinda' cool water dragon art, and saved it to my files 'cos I have no diamonds.

Anyway, enough of this bunched up paragraph stuff, onto real business (aka, daily Tip)

When playing best dressed (THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD) worry about your colours before clothes. Once you've done colour do clothes, then do eyes. The eyes are too much detail to be wasting time on.

Anyway, I'm boring,
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Thursday 30 March 2017

Aj Shall Not Fall!

I feel as if the Aj community is dying. 
Blogs aren't viewed much anymore.
YouTube channels, in comparison to their subscribers, are getting tiny amounts of views.
Scammers and hackers are thriving.

I know this is just me, so don't worry.

But, I used to get 30 views a day, now I get about 10. Oh where did I go wrong?
I know those numbers sound pathetic but I'm proud of them.

To end with a famous (ye right henry) quote by me that I totally didn't make up on the spot and change Julian2's:

"Aj shall not fall into the bottemless hole that Club Penguin did"

#AJShallNotFall
#SaveOurAj
#LetClubPenguinPerishForever

(The last one was a joke, no hate - lol, no one comments at all, let alone hating)
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4 

Update day + daily Tip (30th march) + massive giveaway

Let's start with the giveaway!
One lucky reader will win...
Not one...
Not two...
But three! Yes, I repeat three, necklaces! You can choose your desired colour...
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Joking. I'm not that lame!
- or am I... hehe -
 
I wanna' go over this update, telling you guys what I really think about it, it won't just be another lame, boring post saying this and that, and your eyes start to bleed 'cos you've read this junk on the spirit blog (no offence to YellowDash).

Talking about the spirit blog, I want to have a small, teensy rant.
Ok, making a blog and posting every week is fine.
But when you have a blog that used to post twice a day that goes to every other week it's just wrong.
And, those posts only include a link and a caption whereas when they don't that, it just goes quickly over the jamaa-journal.
But, I'm taking nothing out on YellowDash. It used to be a team of 9 working on that blog, the others just then go and abandon Yellow to run this hugely popular blog. Basically, all in all, since SnowyClaw went to do YouTube, she inspired the others to go and leave an author there, that doesn't even own the blog. It's just >.<

Ok, back to point.
THE NEW DEN LOOKS CRAZILY AWESOME AND WOULD BE AMAZING AS AN ART GALLERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm obsessed with turning seasonal dens into art gallery's.

1000 buddy spots, I don't care, lala
April fools rares. Aj just bringing rares into the game to make money <sigh>

Snow leopards coming back
Couldn't care less.

Ad: spring bunnies with a gift card.
I wish I hadn't bought my membership online. Spring bunnies are so awesome...
Wait!
I know it, Aj are bringing them back! They always advertise an animal like that, then 1 month later...
BANG!
It hits the diamond shop!

April fools party.
In my opinion this is the second best party! It just, JUST about scrapes underneath the beta party, which everyone adores.

Last of all in this long post is...

My infamous daily tip!
I'm going to keep it short because blogger has started to terribly glitch.

If possible, enter competitions on the daily explorer (animal jam's official blog), if you win one you will offten get a plaque. Plaque collectors may pay up to 2 good longs for a diamond jammer snaps plaque.

I know, I know short Tip, I think it's good though :-)

Anyway, before the system breaks down,
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4








Wednesday 29 March 2017

450 page views!

The Worlds Longest Post! Though it's really good!

No, I didn't die...
No, I didn't break my arm...
No, I didn't internally combust, vomit over my iPad, drop it into the Grand Canyon, get picked up by an alien spacecraft, and forced to do manual labour.

I JUST COULDNT POST YESTERDAY, OKAY!
(My reactions tho')

Ok, since I'm want to become trendy and get all those yummy page views (and TOTALLY not get weirder) I'm going to, yes, 'going to, not "gonna'" say my thought on the 1000 buddy spots. I bet, I bet they created this just for Aparri, I mean, come on, practically no one has even 100 buddy's.  I mean, they're wasting their time developing this when they could be - scratch that, should be, giving everyone 1000 SPIKES (imagine that >.<) yes, I said it 1000 SPEIKES SPEKIS SPIKESE! (Or, they could give people 1000 lessons on how not to be weird, I guess that would be better).

Random inspirational quote:

"Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree long ago"
Warren Buffett

Ok, now to the daily tip.
I might as well do 2 tips because I didn't do one yesterday.


1) When making looks, people generally hate overly rare looks. So this is how I usually make my looks.

Choose a head item and/or a back item (if you do both, make sure they match)
Choose your secondary colour. Make this the main colour of you head/back item(s)
Choose your primary colour. This stage is up to you! Go as outrageous as you like, or bland and dull - though try to make it not too bright compared to the secondary colour.
Make your pattern colour a slightly darker shade of your primary/secondary colour.
Go through your inventory and put on items matching you look. (Feel free to buy items)
Now go and strut your stuff in Jamaa!

That was actually more complicated than I thought. Feel free to use this guide, and I'm fine if you want to put it on your own blog, just give me credit ^.^

<I don't know how or why, but recently I've been obsessed with these little faces ^.^>

Ok, tip 2)

BREATH!

I'm joking :-)
This may sound absurd, but when trying to trade, DONT GO TO ALDAN.
Try to go to a server with 3 dots, or a full one like Congo, but not Aldan!
This is because in Aldan most people a fighting over attention, so doing one-on-one trading doesn't really work. Sure, Aldan is spike central, but - if I were you - just slowly work your way up the rarity scale before going there.

This has nothing to do with animal jam, but, I really like clash royale, I'm decent at it. And I'm in an animal jam fan-club type thing. I used to get home and see that there were 200-or so unread chat conversations, now I come home to see, oh, 3 - and they're all just card requests. I always give away cards, even if they're cards I like but now there's no one to give them to :-( #SaveTheAnimalJamClan is a thing I've started trending on it (when I say trending, two people have said it). Also, of you want  to join, the clan name is "animal jam" and the crest is red with a yellow arrow.

And I was really looking forward to coming to Nafaria9's joint 850,000 views party (well done naffy, if you are reading this) and her birthday party (happy birthday too!) but I can't come because it's 4:00 MST (mountain standard time) which is 7 hours behind my time zone. And, I definitely won't be allowed on the computer at 11pm! Aww, I've never been to a real, organised AJ party! And Naffy is so fun!

Sorry for this mile-long post! It would be longer IF BLOGGER WASNT GLITCHING SO ANNOYINGLY!!!!!
Anyways,
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

P.s: #PutNafaria9OnTheAJBanner I mean snowyclaws on it for blogging and she only has 14,000 page views which is measly compared to The Animal Jam Whip.

P.p.s #StopHashtaggingSuchLongHashtagsHenrythegreat4ItsSeriouslyGettingOnMyNerves! I doubt that will start trending, hehe

Monday 27 March 2017

Teensy update

Now to my viewed blog list, Singapore, Indonesia and Spain have been added. I feel strangely weird, like I always do.

Also, online, I found this awesome quote: "muffins are cupcakes that believed in themselves" the meaning is corny, but it's awesome because it ties in cupcakes and muffins!

Anyway, I didn't lie then about the length!
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Translating quotes into jamaasian

"As I look back on my life, I realise that every time I was rejected from something good, I was actually being re-directed to something better"

I'm may just have been kicked off snowyclaw's buddy list, but soon I may be on Julian2's!

"You shall never have this day again so make it count!"

In jamaa you shall find some great offers, but many will last only for this day so go out and seek them!

"Even though you're on the right track you will get run over if you just sit there"

You keep on trading and trading to go up in rarity, but if you stop for a while, you will forget what items are worth, then you may go downhill on rarity rapidly, through getting scammed or under trading.

"Don't worry about those who talk behind your back, they're behind you for a reason"

I just love this quote. It means that bully's and impolite people are inferior to those that are kind hearted.

"Be somebody that makes someone feel like a somebody"

Don't be with those stereotypical arctic wolves that bully new-jammers, be that person that helps them and shows them around.

"I'm thankful for all the people in my life, they've showed me what I don't want to be"

I find this one funny 'cos I'm weird. I'm thankful for all those scammers and hackers and bully's, they've shown me what I don't want to be like; them.

"If plan 'A' doesn't work, don't fret, there are still 25 more letters"

If plan a doesn't work e.g trading den betas for that spike, don't worry, try a different plan.

"People that wonder and debate whether the glass if half empty or full, don't realise one thing: the glass is refillable"

I find this funny, yet again, 'cos I'm weird. It basically means: don't keep on trying to undertrade for that worn blanket, trade fairly, and the person on the other end may be happy to trade again.

Anyway, that's gonna wrap it up for now. I just wanna' say that I really enjoyed writing this post, I hope you enjoyed reading it too!
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4



Daily Tip (27th march)+ other stuff

This is, well hopefully, gonna' be a short post. I VERY much doubt it will though.

So recently, I've found that I normally do the same boring things on AJ, repeatedly every day. This is what I normally do:

Go on AJ before school, do the daily spin.

Get home, do a bit of piano (really to much unnecessary information) then I do some trading - 10 to 30 minutes.
Get bored and go and play best dressed (25 - 60 minutes)
I spend a while on a masterpiece. Then I rush one or two, get bored after two hours of animal jam.
Go and write a couple boring posts about my daily schedule that no one cares about.

Ok, that seemed more interesting in my head. Turns out it wasn't. Ah-well.
Anyway, the main point of this video (I mean post, I just can't be bothered to delete it) is the daily Tip. And, I honestly don't know why I do these 'informative posts' when only 2 have actually been helpful. Ah-well, I've created it a 'tradition' now.

Did you know that if you download AJ JUMP, (DEFINITELY not trump) you can convert gems off the app onto your computer account. But for some weird reason, gems also go onto my PLAY WILD app, that's how I have 50,000 gems on play wild, that I didn't even know about. Maybe it's because my play wild username is the same, but then again, my passwords are different. Eh, who knows.

(Not really a daily tip)

Random inspirational quote of the millennia:

"Do not fear perfection, you'll never reach it"
Salvador Dali
Basically, translated into jamaasian: don't spend forever on that masterpiece, detailing it to make it worth headdresses, in your eyes it may not be perfect but many shall like it. It may be worth worn blankets, but lots of worns equals a headdress.

I actually really enjoyed translating that, so much so, that I'm gonna' do another!

"Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, its about getting out and dancing in the rain"
Unknown
Jamaasian translation: there may be loads of scammers and hackers out there, but enjoy the game don't hide cowardly in your den.

I enjoy this SO much! In my next post I'm going to do this!

Anyway,
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4




Sunday 26 March 2017

This week in the news 10 months ago

Did you konw taht yuor biarn can raed tihs bceause the lsat lettres and frist oens are the smae!
Dnot wrory I dbout I wlil crary on wtih tihs.

See, I stopped!
Are you srue touhgh?!
Seriously, I'll stop.

I was trying to find the Jamaa journal for March 26th 2016 so I could do a post on it, but I could only find info for May 26th 2016. And that's the date masterpieces came out! But the daily explorer doesn't portray masterpieces as good a way as they should.

I really should cut down on the randomness in my posts.
Aynawy,
See ya!

- HSHAATG HA LOL, IM SILTL DINOG TIHS BECUSAE IM WEIRD!





Jamaa Spotlight #1 Aparri

Just a random Animal Jam spotlight facts,
Today I'm gonna' look into the most subscribed AJ YouTuber, Aparri.

Aparri's username was originally '7'. He made his account when the username glitch was going on, so he could call it 'one letter' or 'numbers'. He scammed and hacked rares and bullied other jammers, but since Ajhq's reporting system used to be rubbish he never got banned. Soon later ajhq noticed his glitched username and changed it to 'jammer(and then some random letters and numbers)'. Bepper - his sister soon started YouTube, and gained hundreds of subscribers each day, and Aparri was soon influenced by his sister - not for the enjoyment, but for the money involved. Though somehow becoming a YouTuber changed him. He started to stop swearing in his videos, to be positive and polite. But, it would be whole different story if Aparri was caught scamming, wouldn't it?...

Today, I uncovered the secrets that he doesn't want you to know. This information was put on LilacPetals instagram page as a dare or revenge and whatnot. It was only up for a small time, I'm pretty sure it isn't there now.

If 'yall liked this post, comment down below. If I get enough people liking this, I will do it on a weekly basis.

Anyway,
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

some basic mind tricks!

We all love Jnimal Aam!

You that read wrong!
You that read wrong too!
Seriously, I bet you read all of them wrong. Comment if you didn't!

What's 1+1?
2+2
4+4
8+8
 Name a vegetable.

79% of people say carrot 🥕
Comment if you didn't!

I really don't know why I did this post, it was pointless.
Anyway, I won't normally do this kinda' stuff, I was just bored.

See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Woot!

400 page-views! Thank you! WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT

Daily Tip (26th march)

Some mothers already have it hard enough, then they go and reduce Mother's Day by an hour!

Anyways, you want a daily tip, I give it u!
(I'm so weird)

My tip is, to try not to look up the worth of rares. This sounds stupid, I know, but most sites are outdated. This means you get less for your rare item, WAY less. I found a blog from December 2012 saying a headdress was worth a bad long wrist, this is now wrong - a headdress is worth about 6 black longs.

Also, lots of posts on rarity are scams, trying to influence the trades you make with them.

So, if you want to look up rares go on a trusted sight! Or ask a few people round jamaa, and get an average item worth.

Anyways,
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Saturday 25 March 2017

Another one of these question posts

1) what's the meaning behind your Animal Jam username?

Henrythegreat was taken so I added my lucky number, 4!

2) how did you discover Animal Jam?

It was trending in my after-school club.

3) when did you start playing Animal Jam?

Sometime during October 2013 I believe.

4) what was your first rare?

I really have no clue! I can't remember small stuff three years back! Though, if it's anything, it will be the rare policemans hat, which I think was an R.I.M at the time.

5) what's your favourite den and clothing items?

Den item would just be masterpieces in general, people are SO creative with them.
The clothing item would have to be a headdress by a long shot, but I don't have one 'cos I'm not rare:(

6) what's the one thing you wish you could change about Animal Jam?  

I wish that people wouldn't scam nor hack. I know that sounds so stereotypical.

7) what's your favourite memory on AJ?

Umm... I have no idea!

8)  who are your best buddies on AJ?

I buddy random people all the time, but my best buddy's would have to be cutiepiepet88 and slushieis who are good friends in real life.

9) is there anyone you hate on AJ?

As quoted in the Doctor Who Christmas special on December 24th 2015 "hate is a feeling too strong to waste on someone you don't like" but I dont like scammers and hackers (the stuff most people say).
And yes, I can remember quotes from TV episodes way back, and I can't remember my first rare, sad times XD!

10) have you ever been scammed, if so what was it?

Yes, I've been scammed once that I can remember. The person somehow had auto-accept on, and scammed my tan carpet for a rare item Monday.

11) do you have any plaques?

Yes, I traded little for a art plaque, and have three safety plaques.

12) what's your favourite Animal Jam emoji?

The peace sign!

13) rarest item?

If masterpieces count, I'd do my wolf with headdress one. I've been offered a bit, but the artist told me that I owned the only copy, because she wasn't allowed to save files on the computer. Or maybe my rare clover set!

That's gonna' wrap it up for now!
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4


Daily Tip (25th March)

Umm...
Is it me or is blogger broken?

It says I've had no page views today and it's 23:45 (so yes, this post is a VERY late). But then again, practically no one reads my blog, so it's probably true.
Time is ticking before tomorrow, I must quickly get this blog done.

So the tip is,
Urrr...
Ummm...

Oh yeah! If possible, avoid making loads of masterpieces of the same thing, before just getting one.
I once made this alright masterpiece, I quite liked it at the time but I didn't know that it would trade for lots, so, I didn't spend all my diamonds. BUT BECAUSE OF THE KNEW UPDATE I CANT MAKE ONE AGAIN! Jk, I can - I took me about two minutes!

Sorry this post is late. As I wright this sentence it's nearly midnight, I was considering not doing a post because I'm really unwell, but I couldn't let all (none) of the die hard fans down, could I?! Jk, my blogs rubbish, I have no die hard fans.

Sheesh, I don't normally use text type - in fact I despise it - but yet, I find myself saying jk. (That means 'joking' if you don't know)

See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Friday 24 March 2017

QnA

I found this Animal Jam Qn'A tag thingy-magij online and I'm gonna' be answering (I probably spelt that wrong) the questions. Here goes!

1) Have you ever scammed/hacked anyone?

When I was younger I only cared about rares. I tried to scam people, but I never could - probably cos' they were really bad scams. I've never hacked anyone.

2) main animal?

Arctic wolf/owl

3) what parts of the community are you in?

Just the blogging one.

4) when do you plan to quit aj?

Honestly no idea!

5) favourite blogs?

Animal Jam whip!

6) bad habits?

Biting my nails.

7) ever gotten scammed or hacked?

I got scammed once, out of my tan carpet, but the other jammer had auto-accept on.
I once got hacked by my best friend, but he gave all the items back.

8) on a scale of 1-10 how much do you care about rares?

Around 6.

9) any famous buddies?

At the moment only nafaria9, but I once had a YouTuber with 4,000 subs. I was just being nice to them - not knowing they did YouTube - and they buddied me and give me a cool Labrador art. They have since unbuddied me, but I still have the art.

That's gonna' wrap it up for now!
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4


Daily Tip (24th march)+ 50 posts giveaway

k, I've done 50 posts in TWENNY ONEE (I couldn't help myself) days. That means I do on average 2.38 (some more numbers that I'm too lazy to wright in) posts a day. That's more than most blogs, at least.

To celebrate, I will be giving away, ummm...
Ummm...
A cool masterpiece that hasn't been approved yet but is really awesome!
Trust me, it's pretty cool.

So, yes, to enter all you have to do is comment your username and your status.

To celebrate this landmark I will be doing two daily tips! - mainly 'cos I couldn't choose -

1) collect seasonal items. Any season will do, but jamaaliday is the best. Some jamaaliday items are going for spikes!

2) - this one has nothing to do with animal jam -
When your awake in the night, just watch YouTube. It gets some people to sleep, but it relaxes me. But remember, watch something calm like a Minecraft let's play or a funny compilation, don't watch something creepy/scary/violent like "GTA shooting spree challenge!"

Anyways I'm gonna' go, I'm really unwell. That's probably because I had a big water fight and it was  , like, 4 degrees. It was fun though!
Now I've got a blocked, snotty nose and a soar throat, but it was worth it.

See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

The biggest lie told on AJ

Animal Jam was created in 2010.
This is a lie.

So most of you think AJ was created in 2010.
This is wrong.
Aj was created in 2003, it aired as a really corny TV show.
It only aired for one year and was owned by the Jim Henson company, but they soon sold it to National Geographic Kids and they developed the game we love today.
Peck, was based of the weird zebra and cosmo was based of the creepy monkey.

So now you can act all smart-alek to your friends.
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Thursday 23 March 2017

How to get the masterpiece token

So lately, there's been a big fuss over "unreleased items".
The masterpiece token was never hacked, it's just a promo.

And I feel sorry for the person who traded for it.
If you don't know, he traded:

A beta arctic hood
A first glitched ring
A magenta sheeps cloak
A tan tiki
A magenta furry
AND A RARE MAGENTA SHORT COLLAR
(This trade is worth 800+ black longs)

That kid wasted all his rares on a promo, a promo that could be bought in a notebook for $15.

Even though I'm not rare, this is why I never trade for 'unreleased items'.
They're most likely not unreleased, or will be deleted suddenly from the game without warning and without getting your traded items back.

I hope this helped!
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Daily Tip (23 march)

Sorry this post is late (as usual)

This tip is to help you to avoid the NEW type of hack.
So lately, I've seen people making new, yes new, "membership generators" and "rare generators", but this time it's not spiked collars they seek, it's actual, money.
So you start off, fill in your username, your membership length and the amount of diamonds and/or gems.
Then they have some fake 'fancy shmancy' coding come up, then there's a pop up saying something along these lines:

Just to confirm your not a robot, go to the link below and fill out you details.

And then there's one of those fake links advertising free iPads or yeezys.
But these advertisers pay money to be featured on this scam-type website so the "membership hack" website gets money from you going to the sights.
Then you fill out your details, it's all la-dee, then a couple of hours later you get a virus on your device.
Then you get spam, junk mail advertising fake things or phone calls doing the same.

So basically the tip is, don't type 'membership hack' in the search bar.
They're all fake.
If you want a free membership, your going to have to hack into AJ yourself.
(After your merciless battle to get through their strong firewall, create lines of coding, then avoid being arrested or sent to court)
- so don't create these hacks -

I hope this helped!
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Wednesday 22 March 2017

I JUST FREAKED OUT

My blogger glitched and said I had no page views, my posts disappeared one by one, I thought I was being hacked.

I FREAKED OUT

Then blogger crashed, which scared me even more.
I logged back on quickly to bring back all my data, when I saw it was a glitch I was SO relived!
I still have everything, my posts and my views, luckily.

Sorry, yet-again for these short, spam-like posts. I really can't help it.
I normally do a daily long post and a couple of short posts though.
<I must stop ranting on>

See ya!  
            ~henrythegreat4

I have no idea for a title so I'm writing this

I don't know if this is a blogger update, but I didn't know you could see which pages people are reading. I saw two people reading two different posts and it just made me smile (I smile a lot if you didn't know by now), knowing that my page views are from actual readers - not just me reading my blog.

See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

A fun pastime off Aj

Dont worry 'bout the title, I know every kid needs to be staring at a screen at all times, so don't fret - you will still be staring at a screen ;)

First find any Animal Jam blog.
Click on the link in the VERY bottom right/left taking you to the first year of posting they did.
Laugh your heads off with the cringeworthyness (yes, I did just make that word up) of it all.

Hey, even do it to mine, I don't care!
(By the way do not comment saying the blog is cringey. You might offend someone and get banned. Not my fault if you do)

See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Daily Tip (21st march)

Sorry this post is going out late, 8 words:

I never knew clash royale was so addictive.

But this tip is for non-members.
If you are a non-member, do not, I repeat, do not trade rares for member rare item Mondays in stores. Find a nice member who will give them to you; or comment on this blog requesting recent rare item Mondays, and I should (unless I wasn't on that Monday) be able to give them to you for practically anything.

Also I logged on to blogger this afternoon and saw I have 316 page views. I'm averaging around 16 views a day, but recently I've started to get 35 a day.
I know that sounds REALLY bad compared to nafaria9 - who gets 150 a day - but I'm proud of it :)

Sorry that this was a short post
- I don't know why I'm saying sorry, I don't even know if you guys like short posts or long posts -

I've also got a really annoying tune in my head, it goes:

Na-nar, NAR NANA, doo do ew ew, nah nah nah NARNARNARNA
<best interpretation ever>

Also, to be more sensible I want to know if a dark red fox hat is worth my red elf cuffs, someone wanted to trade me that. I was thinking about going on a rarity scan blog, but they're all from, like, 2013 - the only current ones have the standard, stereotypical rares that everyone knows the value of anyway.

See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Tuesday 21 March 2017

Awww...

I'm sad. I can't stay up to see my blog reach 300 views. Awwww.
It's currently on 298...
That means I've got, on average 7.09523809524 views per page. I thought that average would be higher, but hey, I've uploaded (including this post) 5 times in about 2 hours.

But hey it doesn't really matter, I can screenshot it in the morning, so hey!
Thank y'all for the landmark number.

See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

P.s: sorry for these short, low-quality, spam-like posts.

Thank you so much!

When I started this blog ONLY 18 DAYS AGO (I capitalised that because it's shocking how much I've achieved in 2 and a half weeks) I never knew it would be this fun.
At first I thought I was just wasting my time.

And I know I'm not famous, but I'm happy, I haven't even got 300 page views but I find it fun - and at the end of the day, that's all that matters.

And this will sound even cornier than my last sentence but it's true:

I couldn't have done it without you guys.
I'm grateful for every single page view.

And to end with, a riddle. The awnser will be in the comments below!

A plane crashes and every single person inside dies. But two survive, how can this be?
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Daily Tip (21st march)

It's the twenty-first of march...
You know what that means...

TWENNY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I'm so weird)

Because I've already posted today I'm gonna' make this short - I say that.

Aren't you all really depressed when your masterpiece isn't approved, and it's appropriate. Well, did you know that you can actually contact animal Jam headquarters support@animaljam.com and ask them if they could approve it and why they haven't.
You need to include:

The parent account
Your username
The day the masterpiece was created on.

Unfortunately I only found out about this recently :(

So, that's the tip and I would like to announce that the winner of the rare feathered mask is...

NAFARIA9!

I know she added me to the blog list, but I didn't know she actually read the blogs!

Anyways, this post was, luckily relitivly short.
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

New theme

I had just published my conspiracy post when I noticed blogger had updated its themes. And one was a picture of an ocean, and this is the Animal Jam Dolphin...

This post was pointless.
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

A small conspiracy

Ok, I have a conspiracy. It's a small one, but I feel so proud thinking it up, I mean I've never done that before!

Anyway, you know how recently there have been a couple unreleased items; the armoury and the masterpiece token. 

Here goes!

So you know how the masterpiece token looks like a remodelled horse coin, what I'm thinking is that animal jam have been working on masterpieces for a while, a couple of years. They were also modelling this 'masterpiece token'. First they modelled it as horse.

But if they model it as a horse, why not any other animal? Is this supposed to mean something? 

And I know, there were other animal coins, but the horse one is the most famous.

And the big giveaway that animal jam were working on them is that they deleted all horse coins, this shows they were working on something.

(Sorry I'm nattering on a bit)

But my point is, horses are going to be important in the Animal Jam future...
Very important.

See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4 

Monday 20 March 2017

Daily Tip (march 20th)

HAPPY SPRING EQUINOX!
I just found that out two minutes ago.

So, this daily Tip is about choosing your blogger profile picture.

But first, let me tell you about how I got mine.
I was new to blogging (I still am) and I thought, my blog would look more professional if I had a profile picture, so I went through my images and found the time I was watching a nature documentary on the iPlayer and was constantly taking screenshots of the baby orangutans and elephants. So I just thought, why not!

Basically do what I did.

To celebrate spring, the first comment on this post will win a rare carnival mask.
Comment your username and your member status.

I also bought an owl today and made such an awesome look!
I'm probably going to use it as my main look (I say that at least)

And also why not squeeze in another tip!

When playing mini-games for hours put some music on in the background or a YouTube video (unless it's falling phantoms)

Anyway this is getting to random and off topic!
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Sunday 19 March 2017

The blog studio is open!

My blog studio is now open!
If my den is not set as the enchanted hollow please jam-a-gram me requesting that you would like to see it!

See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Daily tips x3 + Qn'A

1) be awesome, no items that say beta are beta. They can be bought in the beta party each year.

2) don't trade lots for a seasonal item, just wait for it to come out in stores.

3) be nice to most jammers (excluding scammers and hackers), you don't know who will become the new 'Aparri'

Ok, yes, I didn't slack of you guys!

I am going to be awnsering some Qn'A questions.

1) what was the last funny video you saw?
I honestly can't remember.

2) what do you do to get rid of stress?
ANIMAL. JAM.

3) what is something your obsessed with?
Animal Jam and art.

4) do you have any pets?
Two goldfish; scuba and king.

5) What modern day thing annoys you the most?
The overuse of text type. Why can't people be bothered to type out: be right back, gotta go, laughs out loud.

6) what do you do in your free time?
Aj, sleep

7) who is your oldest current friend?
Cutiepiepet88

8) if you could have any animal as a pet what would it be?
I'm boring, I just really want a cavalier King Charles spaniel, black and ginger.

9) what's your favourite number?
4, I've won countless raffles and tombolas with anything ending in 4.@

10) have you ever saved an animal or a humans life?
Really weird story, I'm gonna' put it in short:
I saved a slug from pooping to death.

See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4





Saturday 18 March 2017

roundup

Ok, I got my membership back today!
And I made a pretty snazzy cougar look,
But I spent most of my time making all my animal looks back.
I sent the prize of the black sword to Sarahkey8,
And as of now that competition is closed.

The Animal Jam Dolphin 🐬 blog writing studio is almost open, almost.
It's my set den if you want to check it out so far.

Umm, well that was a short post, so...
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Sorry for the poor daily Tip

ok, I'm sorry for the poor excuse of a daily tip, most people don't care about item worth, so tomorrow I will give y'all:

Not one...
Not two...

BUT THREE daily tips. (I really hope I can live up to my word).
Also, I bet most, practically all of you are viewers from the whip so, I want to share my views on nafaria's beauty and the beast trailer.

I LOVED IT IT WAS AMAZING I HAVE NO WORDS

It. Was. Amazing.

Whoops! I'm still using bold!
There, that's better.

See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Daily tip (18th March)

This blog has only been around for 15 days and somehow, somehow Its technically become worldwide. I may only have 212 page views but they're from Canada, United States, United Kingdom, New Zealand and Australia. I used Bold because it amazes me that my blog spreads as far across the world as that.

So, you've probably come here for my daily tip, eh?

Well, the tip is, ummmm...
<me thinking of a daily tip>

A lot of jammers say that their spikes are worth more than they actually are, this is a rough guide:

Black long - around four good longs
Good long (blue, red, purple - some think pink is a good long) - 7-10 den betas
Bad long (green, yellow, orange - some consider pink) 5-7 den betas
Good long wrist (same colours as above) - 5 - 7 den betas
Bad long wrist (same colours as above) 3-5 den betas
Good short wrist - 4 den betas
Bad short wrist - 3 den betas

This is a rough guide, you may have to trade more or less for one.

See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Friday 17 March 2017

Daily tip (17th march)

 This tip runs through how to make a good password, and it won't be:

Make it easy to remember but hard to guess.
No, this is how to make a good password.

1) start of with a sentence (for example: I have a goldfish called King and one called Scuba)
2) take the first letters off (ihagckaocs)

Stop here for a good hard to guess password, or carry on to make it more secure.

3) replace some letters with numbers (i4agcka0c5)
4) write it on the palm of your hand in tiny writing or paste it onto a word document so you don't forget!

- the last step isn't necessary if you have a great memory -

I hope you can all make secure passwords now!
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Thursday 16 March 2017

My Record

it will probably sound SO pathetic to most people but I got 50 page views TODAY! Yes!

150 page views! WHOOT + daily tip (16th march)

 Yay! 150 page views!
It's not a landmark number so this won't just be me talking on and on.

Daily Tip:
When your trading for a wanted item, you normally only trade your good item, don't you?
Well add three or four rare item Mondays and it seems like a WHOLE heap more for the person on the other end of the trade, making them more likely to accept. Voila! You have your desired item!

Wait, I didn't say "this is gonna' be a short post" and it was, normally when I say that they are really large posts! Hey, idk!

See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Wednesday 15 March 2017

Yay!

Yay!
Nafaria9 added The Animal Jam Dolphin to the Animal Jam whip blog page.
(Probably because she knew how awesome it is - or I was the first person to comment on one of her posts asking and being nice 'cos she's awesome!)

<it was the latter>

Also, sneezy77 said he was gonna' do a post about my den!

Daily Tip (15th March)

Sorry this post was late (I had a CRAZY amount of homework) and it's HONESTLY gonna' be short. I know I normally say that, but today it's going to be true.

No.1
Urgghh, aj sent me an email saying they couldn't recover my SCAMMED tan carpet!

No.2
(The tip)
when playing best dressed try to stick to the theme. If there aren't enough good items, just dress up as outrageously as possible, trust me, it works

No.3
On the daily explorer, for the pi day post, animal jam says near the end "pi on", what's that even supposed to mean?!

No.4
Noooooo! I won't be able to get a cougar tomorrow! My membership expired:-( as I said I'm probably going to get a membership next week, so it isn't actually that bad.

I know this post was actually a reasonable length, I know, I lied again.
Goodness me.
I've written WAY to much!

See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Tuesday 14 March 2017

How I got my username

This is going to be a short post about how I got my username, enjoy!

It's early 2013 and I got to a after school club everyday. There are 4 computers and we all play the classic games. Suddenly someone quite nice just goes on animal Jam and makes an account, Christopherthehero<Insert numbers here>. I start off with:

Henry - taken
Henrythehero - taken
Henrythegreat - annoyingly taken

So I just typed in the number 4 because it my lucky number, and voila, my account is created!
I become a weird penguin for a couple of months.

Fact: this is shockingly true but, until about 5 months ago, I didn't even know a community existed!
The going through the masterpiece party I see this really, REALLY BAD art with 40,000 likes. I'm currently FaceTiming my friend and tell her who did it.
"Oh, it's a YouTuber"

I wish I could go back to the days when I didn't know about fman and wretchedjungle. I used to think that this person who had the fman colours on was fman, her username was rainbowdash, I spread the word in school and soon she's a worldwide hacker, apparently.

Oh, I lied saying this would be a short post. I'm rambling on a bit so I'm gonna end it here!
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Daily Tip (14th march) + random stuff

This tip explains the best way not to be scammed!

RECYCLE ALL YOUR RARE AND VALUBLE ITEMS!

Seriously, don't.
Unless the world blows up.
Or sets on fire.
Or experiences the next ice age.
Ect. Ect.
 It's the best proven way not to be scammed, but don't do it, it's pointless.

I'm really cross with myself. (Like I always am)
I was going through my inventory, clearing it out of rubbish seasonal items.
I went to see aparris new video and in it he explains that black candy cane socks are worth 2 magenta furrys.
Umm... yea.
I just recycled...
Not one pair...
I HAD JUST RECYCLED TWO PAIRS OF BLACK CANDY CANE SOCKS NOT KNOWING THEY WERE RARE!
OMG...
MY LUCK!

Today my membership expired, which really sucked because I waited all day just to do some painting on aj. I'm probably going to get another next week, but I'm not sure.

Plus, (not aj) yesterday I bought a book called: A Monster Calls. It's my new favourite book! It's about 250 pages long - which isn't to many, (I read books that's age reccomenday are about 6 years older than me - I like to think I'm clever) it's SO sad 😭 but it's linked to everyday life and about the truth. This post can not explain it's awesomeness. Anyway this is not a blog on books!

I've written EXACTLY too much, so...
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Monday 13 March 2017

Lies told on AJ

1) It's my birthday, gift me!
 No it's not, if it were you would be out doing something, not sitting hunched over your computer.

2) I just got membership, gift me!
No you didn't, if you had just gotten membership you would be exploring the new features, not begging for gifts.

3) "searching for new lands"
Aj, you're not. The latest land we got was kimbara outback, and that came out 3 and a half years ago.

4) everything that goes on in serapia forest
Everything that goes on in Serapia forest is not only lies, but would be illegal in real life.

5) rare spikes are rarer than diamond shop spikes.
This is practically always mistaken. There are a couple of million rare spikes, but only a couple of hundred thousand diamond shop ones.

6) members are better than non-members
They. Are. Equal.

7) offer items for my ______ on this ______

Why offer your items for a headdress, on a necklace?!

8) I could easily make a better game than AJ
Umm.... no you can't, animal jam is riddled with detail, secrets, lore and ledgends.
Plus, I bet you £1 you don't know how to code.
Actually, make that £10

9) my _____ works for aj and he will ban you.
I've caught out scammers before, and many will say this. But, you log in two days later and you account is untouched.

10) I'm doing a mailtime, best gift gets shout out!
I bet £100000000000000 that these people don't even get gifts. And if you are making YouTube and any good people will give you gifts, you won't have to beg for them!

11) like my art for rares
Ummm..... you won't

12) I will hack you if you don't give me your _____.
If you really could hack, you would just do it, you wouldn't threaten.

13) my trading is broken.
There is a 1 in a million chance your trading breaks. It happened to me for about a week once, it's not fun.

14) im in hospital, gift me!
If you were in hospital you would be undergoing treatment, you wouldn't be playing on the laptop.

15) IM AWESOME CUS IM A MEMBER
Saying that makes you a loser!

That's gonna wrap it up for this post,

See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4



My new blog

I am starting an agency based around taking down scammers.
It is my other blog called Scammer Watch Organisation AJ, go check it out.
That's all I wanted to say.
And don't worry all (none) of you die-hard fans of the Dolphin, I shall not be shutting down the Dolphin I will just intensely multitask.

See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

GUESS WHO GOT 100 VIEWS

Well guys, guess who got 100 views!?
Yes, that's right...

NOT ME!

I'm sure I will explain it after this quick tip of the day.

(13th march)
Since it's the 13th, and that number is considered unlucy, let's talk about an easy was to get rare.
(That sentence made no sense, xd)

MAKE MASTERPIECES

Spend time on a masterpiece, over detail it, then make about ten copies, and trade them in for black longs! (Maybe not that much but you get the point)

That's how you become rare like me (not).

WAIT A SEC...
 I spelt unlucky wrong, whoops.

Let's google unlucy...

Aww man, it's all just unlucky stuff, but there's this REALLY cute picture of a cartoon cat holding a clover with three leaves on it, and one on the ground.

Wait, I just realised it now but I space my sentences apart so much!

Ok, so you probably only read this far to find out why I titled the blog that, and then awnsered my question. Well it's because I actually have 102!
To celebrate I am giving out the magenta coloured mysterious cloak.
All you need to do is:

Follow my blog,
Comment your username,
Why do you want to win.

Also, Sarahkey8 has won a black sword from my giveaway, sorry, I forgot to post it today :(
Remember, that giveaway HAS NOT ended.




Sunday 12 March 2017

Daily Tip (12th march)

Change your password every so often! You don't know if someone is trying to crack it right now...

See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

I got scammed

Sorry that this post is a little late, I was out for the day.

Actually, it's only 4o'clock! I normally post at 11?! What am I thinking?!

So today I want to talk about how I got scammed this morning.

I was in jamaa-township doing trade attempts, for a future post (hush hush) when I see someone saying:

My list for rare butterfly wings!

So instinctively I click on his list. He has a black long on. So I stick some decent rims on trade and scream: trade me rare butterfly wings! And as luck would have it, someone traded me, only, it was a blacked out koala without a username, trading for that TAN CARPET that I got yesterday, it wasn't even on my list! There were no accept or decline buttons, my screen glitched out, and then it stayed that the trade had been completed. I'm upset. I go to trade for that black long, THERE ARE NO RARE BUTTERFLY WINGS IN MY INVENTORY!

Hackers get me so cross!

I know tan carpet is also worth a good long. 😭 
Sorry, there is no way, NO WAY WHATSOEVER to protect yourself from this scam, you just have to contact Ajhq - I'm going to in a couple of minuets- and hope that they will get your items back.

See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4 

Saturday 11 March 2017

Items I want

there are some certain items I would love!
Here I list a few:

A headdress (any colour)
A straw hat (any colour but preferably white)
A rare spike (I don't mind, I don't have any)
A tiki (don't we all?!)
A party hat (to help me get a headdress)
Nerd glasses
Den betas

I'm prepared to trade any of these things:

A tan carpet - worth a good long. A very prized possession that can't be won in adventures and can only be obtained by trading.
Spartan armour - worth a bad-black long. It's beta and sought after.
Any of my art - it's in my den, my username is henrythegreat4
A set of rare clover armour - people are willing to trade good longs for this.
A yellow beard - was available in the beta testing period and there is a tiny chance of winning it in the forgotten desert.
A blackout spiked collar
A blackout spike wrist
A gold spiked collar
A magenta spiked collar
Beta bongo drums - 3
Beta fish fountain - 3
Beta fire pot - 2
Any diamond shop item currently in stores
Red and tan mech angel helmet
Freedom hat
Rare custom top hat
Rare friendship hat
Rainbow top hat
Friendship horns
Mech angel wings - pink, gold
Red pirate sword - worth 2 den betas
Rare freedom sword - worth 1 den beta
Rare samurai helmet - worth 1 den beta

If you like any items on my list, comment your offers. Sorry if I don't have it any more.
See ya!
            Henrythegreat4

P.s: remember to be fair with your trades! I know what's worth what, so don't think I'm stupid!




Yay!!!!!!!!!!

Someone commented for the first time and I wasn't sad enough to comment the first one myself!

Looking back this was actually a really dumb post and I don't know why I did it.

a joke I killed off

Me:               I'm bored, I don't know what to do a blog about.
My friend:    Just copy of a wisteria moon video.
Me:               Nah, that's plaugurism.
My friend:    Bepper?
Me:               Same thing.
My friend:    How about a blog on rarity?
Me:               Doughnut's blog have got that covered, plus I don't know the rarity of anything    anymore. It seems like spikes get rarer because they look like Impailed hedgehogs!
My friend:    Lol! I know right!
Me:               That joke cracks everyone up.
My friend:    Ooh! How 'bout you copy and paste everything off the animal jam spirit.
Me:               I mean it's good but they don't upload enough, I mean they do a short blog every two weeks.
My friend:    Yeah.

                     <total silence for a minute>

My friend:    Just copy out this  chat and use it as a poor excuse for a blog.
Me:               Might as well.

Just to clarify, none of this ever happened, I was trying to make a joke but I killed it off within the first sentence.

See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Urgghh... I'm depressed

So, I was trying to trade in aldan, crystal sands, when I see someone shouting "my list for a rare wrist" so, instinctively I click on their list.

EVERY COLOUR STRAW HAT

From what I know straw hats are worth1-2 black longs.
Within a minuet a arctic wolf wearing a rare headdress, a purple beta tail and a blue long shouts DEAL. They basically handed her, just HANDED her the worth of a light pink headdress.

So I'm sitting here, so depressed, because earlier someone had under-traded me, offering a red short wrist, if only I had accepted.

Oh, and I did send a jam-a-gram telling them that they were over-trading, they replied:

I know my rares bro, don't try to scamper me.

Urgghh.

But hey, I got some really, REALLY good items today. I got:

A tan carpet - I trade a beta pirate chest for it and I believe it's worth a good long. I was a bit disappointed because it looked exactly the same as brown tiles, which I already had in my den.

A yellow beard - I believe this is worth a black long, but I'm not too sure. I traded it from a weird                 giraffe who wanted a spring worn and a sheeps cloak for it.

Spartan armour - this is definitely beta and looks awesome. It never came back in stores except for rare item Monday when it looked different. I traded three decent rims for it, the person originally wanted snow leopard slippers but they accepted my trade. I'm quite certain it's worth a good/black long.

Elf armour bracelets - they are red. I traded a rare jamaaliday top hat for it, which is over seeing as it was in the horses only party. But I don't really care because I did some fantastic under trades.

I put all these clothing items in a look with my only mech angel helmet - tan and red - and I popped to the diamond shop and bought a red feather tail.
Oh, and someone offered me a lavender and white mech angel helmet, a green and white mech angel helmet and a bad rim for my red and tan one. I declined because I like my one more and you can win them from the forgotten desert, and my one you can only get through trading.

I was being stupid with a tape measure today and cut my finger, my pointer finger. That's why it's taken my about an hour to write this.

This blog has become labourious and boring so I'm gonna end it here.
See ya~
             Henrythegreat4


P.s thanks for all the page views!


Friday 10 March 2017

Daily Tip (11th March)

Read this blog and be awesome.

Also, don't eat yellow snow.
(I couldn't think of anything)

Giveaway

I don't know why, but cos' I'm bored and have no idea what to do a post on, I'm giving away:

1 Black sword (rarest colour)
3 Blue swords (third rarest colour)
1 Pink sword (worst colour)

To win one all you have to do is:

1) comment a good idea for a post
2) say which colour you want
3) comment your username - don't fret if your a non-member, we can organise a time.
4) follow this blog, I will check.

See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Daily Tip (10th march)

This is less of a tip, and more a fact, but did you know that the panda alpha Liza (you know, the creepy one that used to do the introduction) was named after Eliza Scidmore - the first published women's writer - she worked for national geographic!

Thursday 9 March 2017

Daily Tip (9th march)

Daily tip:

If you go AFK always, ALWAYS log off! If you are in a public place someone could mess with your account, even at home your sibling could mess it up. So if you go AFK keep your computer in sight!

Tunes you should be able to buy in AJ

Has anyone ever got so distressed because you can't buy certain music 🎶? I definitely have!
Below is a list of music that I think you should be able to buy

1) Conservation museum
2) Gem breaker
3) Hot cocoa hut
4) Art studio
5) Double up
6) Overflow
7) Wolves only party
8) Tierneys aquarium
9) Return of the phantoms
10) Bitter sweets (swamp area)

Sorry, I may be wrong, these may be in stores - though I'm pretty sure they aren't.

Also, does anyone know what's happened/happening to the Animal Jam Doughnut blog?
The last post was 5 months ago and all the rarity pages are CRAZILY out of date.
I mean, you can't trade a yellow short wrist for a rare headdress anymore, can you!
I used to love this blog!

If anyone know what's happened please, PLEASE comment, also comment which songs you think you should be able to buy!

See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Just why AJ, just why?

We all know that spinny boiz are cool. SO WHY ARENT THERE KOALAS 🐨 ON ANIMAL JAM PLAY WILD?

I mean, they're adding sheep. They are adding sheep over one of the main animals, it makes no sense?! Sheep were played for about a week, now nobody uses them. I remember making a cool sheep look with r.i.ms and shop bought stuff, I went to go and do some trading, and people had been making over the top headdress and spike looks that were one word: UGLY.

I have no power in this, but please suggest koalas in play wild because they are awesome. I love them.

See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

I could have been SO rare

Lately I've been trying to trade for a headdress, but I've been struggling because I'm not rare. Then I remembered this.

(This is true)

I had just got membership and I was hanging out in the cocoa hut (cos' I'm weird) with a really close friend. We were chatting about this and that, then my brother comes into my room to watch me play. My hot chocolate icon disappears so, instinctively, I go to click on the machine. But then solely to annoy me my brother knocks me, my hand slips and I click on the clothes rack. MAGENTA FURRYS WERE ON SALE. I was preferably new to the game and I didn't know about glitched items. I close the shop and tell my friend "there are ugly red hats on sale". She tells me "don't waste your gems" because this was when you only got a diamond a week, so naturally you would earn gems, not buy them with diamonds.

If only I had bought it. It would be SO ironically annoying if the same kind of scenario happened with glitched rings, but luckily it didn't.

I really needed to get that of my chest. 

Oh, and thank you for the views, I did a small post about it - go check it out. 
See ya
           ~henrythegreat4 

Page view target!

OMG! 52 page views!lets get it to 100! (I know I'm getting big headed)

Tuesday 7 March 2017

Thank You

thank you everyone for the support (none) and the page views (11) so it sounds ridiculous me saying "let's get to 100" but it's possible.

Sunday 5 March 2017

The Top Ten Least Played Animals

This is based on real data:

10) the panda 🐼
     
     Spikes and stereotypical items look terrible on them, and so do most items. Another reason is their animations, don't get me started.

9) the koala 🐨

     Stereotypical items look terrible on it and people consider it as a nooby animal.

8) lions 🦁
   
     They cost diamonds and people opt to chose the snow leopards and arctic wolves over them.

7) the cheetah

     If a common item looks good on it, the snow leopard wears it ten times better.

6) monkeys 🐒

     You already know why.

5) the otter

      I honestly don't know why, I think they are awesome!

4)  the horse 🐴

      Yet again, stereotypical items look wretched on the horse.

3) the raccoon

       I love raccoons! I need everyone to suggest into the diamond shop "raccoons for all jammers!"

2) the kangaroo

       The same thing, spikes look horrid, and people do not want to waste their diamonds!

1) the elephant 🐘

      No words

Thank you if you have bothered to read this far!
           ~henrythegreat4





The Dumbest Items In AJ

The golden football,
Surely you could break your foot trying to kick it?!
Plus, it's overpriced for a football!

Pixelated heads,
Just seriously aj?!

Every single mask in the game,
They just look ugly on everything!
I bet I'm gonna get LOADS (cos no one reads this junk, lol) of hate.

The sandcastle,
Your problably like, how is that dumb?!
ITS UNDERWATER!

Paperclip earrings,
You pay 550 gems for four paperclips! Seriously?!
Plus, they are members only!

The panda topiary,
I have no words.

All boots,
Just. So. Weird

The firefly necklace
You see my point

Square glasses.
Ugly.

         ~henrythegreat4










things people do in animal jam that would be illegal

Not paying for your food.
Not wearing clothes.
Putting armour on pets.
Making segregated party's.
Adopting people with no official documentation.
Making groups of people jump on a cliff to make boulders fall on to populated areas.
Taking endangered animals out the wild to make them your pets.
Launching armadillos thousands of miles away with a catapult.
Recycling animals.
Going into Brady Barrs lab, messing with his chemicals and then stealing them.
Pretty much everything that happens in Serapia forest.
Going into other people's dens without their consent.
The alphas using kids as child soldiers to battle the phantoms.
Walking round in public with weapons.
Going into some aquarium, killing and scaring the animals, and making money off it.

              ~henrythegreat4 

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Such A Long Rant

Hi dolphins 🐬!

So I want to talk about rare item Mondays.
Their colours clash.
They are ugly.
They are expensive.

There, got it off my chest.
Anyway, my computer has crashed, so yeah.

So I want to talk about headdresses. They look awesome. I REALLY want one. But then they get rid of them because they are disrespectful to Native Americans. So I get that all and all, but then they come out with the rare headdresses. So what's that about the disrespect thing aj? So they've done all that, then two years later they bring out the head feather, seriously?!

Aj can be SOOOOOO frustrating!

I thought this would be a long post, turns out it wasn't.
So my fingers have energy, yay!

See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4



Friday 3 March 2017

Rare Clover Armour


Hey dolphins 🐬!

ok, we all got the update.
Half the stuff I don't care about.

Though, I was watching an aparri video (cos he's alright) he was going through jamaa journal (as per usual), he goes and buys the clover set. "Big deal"

But then...
(Most people won't care)...

The set was gold and green, not green and silver! I was sooooo surprised (cos I'm weird). I go on to check if they have changed my armour...

No...

But it has a RARE DIAMOND TAG!

So, I've always thought that the clover set is ugly. So how did I get the whole set?!

I was hacked by my best friend about exactly two years ago. I don't know how he hacked me! My password was SO secure! It Contained SPANISH in it! So he hacks me early on a Saturday morning, I go on for the daily spin... nothing...



I suddenly see my best friend is on...
I teleport to him...
He is wearing my Phoenix armour! He has always really wanted my Phoenix armour! I wasn't the brightest kid, but I suddenly knew he had hacked me. I went to bed on Saturday with seventy-something diamonds. I get up to see I have 2. He bought loads of junk on my account, including the clover armour. I just hadn't gotten round to recycling it until I realised how COOL 😎 it was!

Anyway, since it's the newest rare item, it doesn't have a distinguished worth. So I did some trade attempts!

I got offered:

A red short wrist for the gauntlets
A purple long wrist for the gauntlets
A blue short for the set
A pet sea horse for the gauntlets
A yellow short wrist for the helmet
A green long wrist for the gauntlets
A green long and a CRAZILY GOOD MASTERPIECE WITH 3000 likes for the set! (I really wanted to accept, but I'm waiting for them to go up in value)

So as we can see there worth about a good short wrist. I declined all because I know they will pick up rarity. There must only be a couple of thousand in the game, because most people think their ugly. But as soon as it gets a rare tag WHOOM people want it, that's how economy works people! Who knows, someday they might be worth a headdress! But they will definitely, DEFINITELY pick up rarity. I, henrythegreat4, will give away a black long, if they come out in stores.

Anyway enough of this economy, trade attempts and update blog! Go and do something instead of reading me natter on all day!

See ya in Jamaa!
                           ~henrythegreat4

Welcome to The Animal Jam Dolphin


Welcome to the Animal jam Dolphin

So, this my new blog.
Looks nice 👍 
Spacious 

Ok first of all I wanna get a few things straight

Julian2 is awesome
Bepper is awesome
I do a giveaway every month
No spam
No hate

Ok! Welcome! Enjoy! 

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