My thoughts on the alphas

In this post I will list my thoughts on the alphas, so let's get started.

Peck
Oh, yea, come at me and beat me up with that paintbrush of yours! <sarcasm>
She literally has eye piercings and has a patched ear. She's not a teddy, is she?...

Liza
No. 1
You wear WAY too much makeup.
No. 2
Why are you constantly taking photos of us? You stalker!
No. 3
You don't fight, you stay to protect the land.

Greely
Bepper loves greely. And bepper is one of the better AJ YouTubers. But she just doesn't get that he's used in practically every adventure and that he doesn't actually fight; he just fakes his own death all the time.

Cosmo
What do you even do with that weird horn!? And what your wearing on your legs is highly inappropriate for a kids game; possibly even illegal in real life. And your just a farmer!

Graham
So much to say about Graham,
His eyebrows are practically worms,
His beard is SO untidy,
He wears a sundial and he's the inventor!
With the way he has his hands on the fox's head on the homepage, you'd think he's a kidnapper.

Sir Gilbert
The best alpha of the lot.
Tidy, on-point beard,
Is practically the only alpha that fights,
Is just awesome,
Looks cool,
Did I mention he's awesome?

Anyways,
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4