Tuesday, 22 December 2020

 wow i am getting so much nostalgia just going back looking through all of this. literally if anyone sees this, even if its months later, pls comment below, id be curious + surprised :)

Thursday, 8 June 2017

Weird roleplay thing post ma-bob

*casually logs on to AJ*
{OMG A TAILAPALOOZA!}
*notices new den, is shocked that AJ cares about the underwater still*
*goes to buy it, but then realises it diamond and had just wasted his diamonds on skunk tails for my raccoon*
*cant be bothered*
*thinks, I knew about world ocean day, I'm special*
*notices spam on my jammer wall because I don't have a claw machine in my den*
*makes another raccoon*
*goes on my storages to buy skunk tails*
*has 4 skunk tails*
*feels a million dollars*
*goes to a trading race game-thing and wins a brown pirate sword and a white diamond short collar*
*is happy*
*breathes*
*goes to write post on this weird blog*
*quickly sees page view count and realises I need 3 more to reach a thousand*
*is happy*
*writes post*
*signs off*
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Wednesday, 7 June 2017

Spikes in my mail

Sorry this post is late (as ever), I got caught up stalking old animal jam blogs and YouTube channels. I found this hardcore challenge blog, that did a monthly giveaway if you answered a confuzzling maths equation.

Unfortunately, I don't know the answer to
5=yN(5+2.35782%)N-10

But today I got two SPEIKZ IN MAI MAIL!1!!1!1!
One was from a friend, and a rare pink short collar (wow, so, tiger, if you happen to stumble across my rubbish blog, thanks)
And one was a blackout wrist from a stranger that messaged "happy spike day", so I presume they watch viofy.

My leg feels weird. I'm weird because I feel my leg.

Unsuccessful trading my nerds away for a headfeather today, I must've got lucky last time, though hopefully not. I've herd of headfeathers fetching up to a bad long, but honestly, I just want to keep mine, and nerds around a bad long wrist, which may decline as they're an adventure prize.

Why have do I have the pink panther theme tune stuck in my head?! It's been 3 years since I watched an episode, thinking of that, I might watch another soon.

I've seen loads of people throughout this community wanting pride flags, so I went out my way to make an American rainbow flag. I made it, but then remembered that AJ GLITCHED MY ACCOUNT SO I CAN TRADE ART!!! And their email support is practically useless. They've been "sorting out" my account for 4 months now.

I can't think of anything else to write about, if I do, it'll be in a new post.
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

Tuesday, 6 June 2017

Meh. Dang, I've already used that title before. Oh well, this'll do

I don't remember writing that post earlier named tired.
I don't remember anything earlier than 12 O'clock.
All I can remember is waking up at around midday, under a table, with colouring pencils spilled around me, a doodle on my hand and a Doctor Who hoodie layed over me, I was weirded out.
Then I swear I fell asleep at the piano.
I'm so tired.

Anyways, I was debating with my friend about spikes in jamaa township, I pointed out that all spikes are as common as each other. Then this jammer, Thejunes, but I will refer to him as "idiot A" and his friend, let's refer to him as "bystander B" start screaming at me because they think I'm wrong. So they walk over to someone wearing a magenta furry, black long, black long wrist, white tail armour and rare black bow and arrows, lets refer to them as "rare idiot C" said they weren't. Then idiot A and bystander B started calling me some really inappropriate and racist names, that I won't include because this post is already pushing the boundaries. So, I blocked and reported them. I could tell they were trying to tell me something, so I just kept on repeating "that's rich coming from you".

Meh.

I got a real desperate overtrade for my dark blue fox hat earlier. Yellow-taped nerd glasses, a giant seal plushie and a readers sofa that I'm not bothered about. I was about to give the nerds to my friend, as it was their dream item, when they suddenly jam-a-grammed me saying they'd got it for a worn. So, I'm'a probably trade the nerds for another rare headfeather.
Yea, we chatted, then I taught him how to annoy die-hard roleplayers in Serapia, by screaming "I DIBS MEDICINE DEER, HUNTER, ALPHA, WARRIOR AND YO MAMA!!1!1!1!11!!!"

The meh between each paragraph, meh.

We go back to school tomorrow :(, but after that, it's only 4 more weeks. I know all you Americans have already left for summer holidays (vâçätïøñ).

Meh.

I was chatting to this person, that seemed edgy, and he said "bak here in America, its hot an me and my only brother play the PS4 most dayz"

Then he proceeded to tell me that his only brother had been caught up in the London attack the other day. HOW COME HES IN AMERICA LIKE YOU JUST SAID?!?!!
And, you wouldn't be playing AJ, you'd be in the hospital with him.
People disgust me.

Anyways, got nothing more to write, but I want to tell you, it may not be 2 or 3 posts a day for a while, cos' of school, but I'll try to do 1 or 2.
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4
100 page views in 2 days, kewl. Meh.
I'm  mainly bothered about entertaining people though.
Meh, I like that word, meh.
Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh

Monday, 5 June 2017

Tired

I'm tired. The whole house is asleep until 3 more minuets. Then the alarms go off, and everyone is awake. Yawn. I had a really rough night.

I don't know what to talk about, I just want to write.
But I need something to talk about.
I'm considering ranting or conspiring, but I cant be bothered.
I want to draw, but I don't wanna' get out of bed.
My stomach hurts.
It's cold.
I'm cold.
The duvet on the floor and I've only got a quilt.
The only things that I can move seem to by my fingers.
I'm comfy.
I'm happy.
I'm tired.
Wait, the alarms are starting.
NOOO! I'll have to get out of bed.
I feel like this is turning into a creepypasta, so I'm gonna end it here.

See ya!
            ~Yawnsiringly henrythegreat4

How to make an item look rarer than it is, without lying or scamming

I'm bored. So I've done this post, testing out an apparent theory.

Method 1)
Put it on a trade list with a bunch of rare stuff.

Umm... this doesn't work.

Method 2)
Put it on a look with a bunch of rare stuff

Kinda' works, could do better.

Method 3)
Put a junky rim on trade and scream "doing trade attempts for (insert junky rim here)"

Ooh! Kewl I got traded 4 other junky rims. Which I can recycle and get gems from, kewlness.

This post was a waste of time, meh.
See ya!
            ~henrythegreat4

 wow i am getting so much nostalgia just going back looking through all of this. literally if anyone sees this, even if its months later, pl...